I'm Jessica. I dearly love my boyfriend, Ainhan, and I live in ATX, attending UT Austin. I love pad thai, sushi, anything sweet, Five Guy's burgers, corgis, pandas, cats, and the color teal. I also want to be a lawyer. That is all. :)

virginlolita:

best thing i’ve seen on tumblr ever bye

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boobrien:

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mageofform:

hellingly:

that sounds exhausting im sorry

they killed them after they stabbed them 666 times?  how does that much stabbing not kill someone all on its own?

do you think any of them lost count?
“476, 477, 479… wait crap. steve, i think i messed up. do i start over?”

what the hell is wrong with this website



Instead of doing all that work, couldn’t they have just killed three Russian teenagers and stabbed them each six times? That would be much easier.

Tumblr: where we criticize satan worshippers, not for killing people, but for the unnecessary amount of effort they put into doing it.

theyoutubegang:

whimsicdoctor13:

emmalyrose:

boobrien:

causticgambler:

mageofform:

hellingly:

that sounds exhausting im sorry

they killed them after they stabbed them 666 times?  how does that much stabbing not kill someone all on its own?

do you think any of them lost count?

“476, 477, 479… wait crap. steve, i think i messed up. do i start over?”

what the hell is wrong with this website

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Instead of doing all that work, couldn’t they have just killed three Russian teenagers and stabbed them each six times? That would be much easier.

Tumblr: where we criticize satan worshippers, not for killing people, but for the unnecessary amount of effort they put into doing it.

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queerfabulousmermaid:

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bemusedlybespectacled:

ALWAYS REBLOG KAT DENNINGS SLAMMING SLUT SHAMING

BAM BAM TURKEY AND HAM

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pillowtownvblanketsburg:

Well I guess we don’t see our patterns until they’re all laid out in front of us

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jennnifer-l0v3:

omg so like when a murderer tries to murder you and they look under your bed
they get attacked by your fabulous flat screen 

jennnifer-l0v3:

omg so like when a murderer tries to murder you and they look under your bed

they get attacked by your fabulous flat screen 

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giantpandaphotos:

Xiao Liwu and his mother Bai Yun play in the ‘snow’ at the San Diego Zoo in California, US, on August 29, 2013.

The pandas were treated to fresh new snow that had been blown into their enclosures as enrichment, thanks to donors: Summer Snow for Pandas.

© Rita Petita.

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corgiaddict:

corgi puppies

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icefeels:

agentsofshieldfans:

"This is the new world." (x)

but like imagine the part where he and Maria walk in and he’s like “OMG HILL this corner yesss” and she’s like “the fuck are you doing phil” “MARIA I AM GOING TO HIDE OKAY” “but phil literally that’s like the opposite of what you should be doing this is the workplace and you are working” “SHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I AM THE NIGHT”

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whedonesque:

Brand new Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. trailer

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le-tuskat:

An alternate universe where Bruce Wayne died instead of his parents. Causing his father Thomas Wayne to become Batman and his mother Martha to go insane and become the Joker.

The clips are from Justice League : Flashpoint Paradox

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whoagifs:

A bullet going through a water bottle.

whoagifs:

A bullet going through a water bottle.

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